December 2008
116 posts
Taboo
Tonight I learned that I am not very good at the game taboo.
Ellie: Another word for pager!
Me: Beep!
Ellie: Close
Me: Beep Beep!
Emails with Sam R.
Julia: Sam, I will give you 25 Euros for the canon 5D. Straight cash. Let me know
Sam: Doesn't that translate into $250,000? If so, yes plz.
Julia: Yeah I think it is around there, but you will have to get the euros converted. Where should I send the money order?
Sam: Directly to my Swiss bank account.
Julia: All right, I'll get it from my off shore account in the Caymans. Please put the camera in a bag and bury it in the northern most corner of central park under the grassy knoll shaped like a Gobi cactus flower.
Sam: I'm here, but all I see is a Barrel cactus flower.
Julia: You've been compromised. Destroy camera.
Sam: Camera destroyed. Do I still get the money? Shit, should have asked that before I destroyed the camera.
Julia: I'll pay in milkshakes and shake shack burgers. The currency of the rich and famous.
Sam: Then why aren't they fatter?
Julia: I have a theory that the rich and famous don't ever come out of their homes and those are just stand ins that you see on the street. So for all we know they are real fatties.
My Year in Cities 2008
*Miami, FL
*Delray Beach, FL
*Millbrook, NY
*NY, NY
Brooklyn, NY
Bronxville, NY
Block Island, RI
North Haven, ME
Lakeville, CT
* Where I have lived
Maybe one day I will leave the east coast. MAYBE.
More interesting ones: Cait and Alex
WatchSkye goes surfing on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
My 8 year old friend Skye is a really good surfer.
I feel salty and sunblocky.
WatchWalk to the beach on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Christmas loot
Katie and Andrew got me a photo printer that spits out little business card size pictures. I can send them right from my phone. Mom and dad got me a robot with a clock in its belly. Jimmy got me a flash (the multy color one Cait has) for my camera. And Hadley got me addicted to West Wing.
“Help unite mankind! Or we’re all wandering clowns!”
– Dr Bronners soap bottle. I love finding new quotes while I am in the shower.
“The only person I knew in my life that drank gin was a miserable son of a bitch.”
– Dad on martinis and gin
I spent all day kiting today and now I am a very...
I got carded while buying movie tickets for Milk tonight. I could have sworn that I looked older than 17. I guess next time I should be more careful about my phrasing and not say “Two grown up tickets, please.”
WatchBrunch Specials with AA on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
AA: i wonder if sean is jealous you arent talking about the size of his babe
Julia: if he told me what size his was, i would blog about it
Sean just let me know the size of your baby in terms of fruit or vegetable.
Last night I asked if Tim wanted to be my plus one at my sister Hadley’s wedding. I was being 100% serious when I asked, but I don’t think he was when he said yes.
